Blabberin' Patterson

When David Patterson was first sworn in as New York's Governor, Black people were fighting with Blind people over who could claim him. Was he blind first, and then black? or vice-versa? Black people said, "that nigga is black first! blind second!" Blind people said, "that man is blind first and then black...hell, he can't even see what color he is!"

Now that he's running around telling the world about his affairs and drug use, the fight is over.