The Chosen One

This is the only man that can save (and redeem) hip-hop for several reasons.
1. Nas is too much of a "Nigga."
2. Jay-Z is too far removed from the block.
3. Mos Def is too weird (like really weird in a personal way).
4. Talib Kweli's voice is too annoying.
5. 50 cent has outsmarted himself (saying "actually" every other word doesn't make you sound smart).
6. Lil Wayne is too high.
7. Kanye West is too fly.
8. Dr. Dre is too clean (horrible Detox pun... but I tried)
9. T.I.P. is too dumb (buying all those guns from a stranger for what?)
10. Jeezy just isn't a good rapper.